Hockey sticks are so useful. They have a myriad of uses besides hockey. Getting socks to the laundry basket, reaching stuff from the top shelf, dispatching zombies and of course beating back a rogue robot. Canadians are soooo ready for the zombie apocalypse 



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Just wait until that bot grabs that hockey stick and uses it on that guy...
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Owner, bleeding: "that's 4 minutes for slashing, robot dog." Robot dog: [sits, sets digital clock to 4:00] [starts timer, accelerates so 4 mins runs off in 4 seconds] "TIME IS RELATIVE, BIATCH" [rises, lunges forward & spears owner in crotch]
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your crazy! But you know Canada will lead the world in robot smacking with hockey sticks at the olympics!! 


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A real Canadian would've noted the penalty I described is a 4 minute *high stick* not a slash, and also holding of the opponent's stick and almost certainly a game misconduct. Scratch that, a real Canadian would've been too polite to point out the error...Touche, Canadian person
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Just more technology just need more people to be nicer
like jerry Garcia always says a made bed is a happy home 

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i got an ad for subway just wanted to say that
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I for one, welcome our robot overlords...
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we're all dead
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That robot is going to get pissed and turn around and grab that dudes nuts!pic.twitter.com/Zc79DhGTjZ
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wow!!!!