Sure, that woman you're trying to pick up is definitely going to drink a mysterious fluid that you're pouring out of your phone case.
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Sometimes you see an invention and just think ‘oh do fuck off’
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Sorry it was a bit potty mouth

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Aw he looks angry with me! Sorry Baxter!
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I am assuming this is an April fool's day thing.
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Heat is not good for electronics in the long run.
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If it ever gets that serious just do coke.
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Mental note to self - archive in category “things the world doesn’t need”
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because the lack of coffee shops in any city in the world is an issue....
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Get bad reviews from Specialty Coffee fans?
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This is so dumb
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WASTE AND ANTICIPATION. No go
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これ日本の自販機メーカー 缶コーヒー終わったかも
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