When you really like the idea of life, but actually hate living things. Why, just why. . .
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Dogs, spouses and children also available.
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Even with the gifts of mice & lizards, the way too early morning swats in the face to wake me, or the endless howelling when she wants to go out, I prefer the real thing!
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what's wrong with this world?
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How sad we humans are. I mean - a battery cat.
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Expect soon a battery human to pet your battery cat when you're busy
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And my poor human battery beats onwards on its own.
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Omg just what the world needs another pet robot
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Added this to my Amazon shopping cart, and they recommended a noose.
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Is there a model that completely ignores me and hides under the bed when I have company over?
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