Just put your phone across the room.
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Now we need a gadget that will flash a message to tailgaters to back off & get off my reared or I'll drop a railroad tie on you
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Nice gadget
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That's too funny! Wish it said more lines though!
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lol my ass will stand on this shit for 3 min. then go back to sleep. i'm unstoppable
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I don't have a bed. I sleep in the kitchen sink.
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Weight .gravitas .,good morning?
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