Andrea's phone beeped wildly as her husband, her mother, and her mother-in-law flooded her to-do list with additions. Because what she needed right now was more shit to do. She typed furiously. "#23. Divorce husband." "#24. Find nursing home for mother." The beeping stopped.
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Same here
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Oh, god. No thanks. Twitter > Fb because 1) no chain posts, 2) Almost no toe selfies, 3) Crap like this.
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More data for the scammers and thieves to use, eh
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Time to close my Facebook account!
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