I hope she goes to jail
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Did you even read the article?
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I hate reading stuff like this, but in Colorado cruelty to animals is a Class 6 felony. This definitely qualifies!
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Try THAT with a peacock.
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That's my one potentially viral tweet of the year. (knocks on wood)
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The airline made the same suggestion about my half kilo of emotional support cocaine, so it could be true.
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"Emotional support hamster" is peak millennial America....
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There should have been another solution and never reached “Sophie’s Choice” level. And setting aside just general cruelty to an animal, how could this girl choose to inflict such a horrible death to a creature that she’s attached to?? I just...ugh.
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That's a crime
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And now she’s all emotional?
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With a shitty support system
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That's sick
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Dang that’s messed up
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First Impression: Now there is a prompt for a children's story concerning a 'Teachable Moment', where the Hamster goes on a life changing journey that results in a submersible spiritual awakening and meeting the 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' in person.
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