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    Mashable‏Verified account @mashable Jan 28

    Show your face if you want some toilet paperpic.twitter.com/vNQ5xd0y7A

    Facial recognition toilet paper
    Beijing's parks are trying to combat its toilet paper theft problem by installing facial recognition dispensers that ration the sheets.
    11:52 PM - 28 Jan 2018
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    • tiym.ryvt@gmail.com Krishna R. Pillai ₱ł₦₭฿ⱠɄɆɄ₦ł₵ØⱤ₦ Muslim Mohammed Dylan Venzlaff Akshika Wijesundara Bruce Dunwrite Themark BUFFLONE® Technology
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      1. Charlean the spiccy meem‏ @Charlie57786161 Jan 29
        Replying to @mashable

        This is why we can't have things not even nice things just things in general

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      1. Barry‏ @BarryAtiamuri Jan 29
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        pic.twitter.com/OrUMX18TbL

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      1. Nerf Guns‏ @ProKidAntiGun Jan 29
        Replying to @mashable

        I finally understand what he meant by #shithole countries. This sucks.

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      1. Shyamal Nambiar‏ @Shyamal91 Jan 29
        Replying to @mashable

        Well I like wiping my own shiite

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      1. Kisag Queen‏ @KisagQueen Jan 29
        Replying to @mashable

        God help any one who has IBS! No time to smile at a camera and need more than 1 length of loo roll.

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      1. D1&Only‏ @RiverdalkidD Jan 29
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        Omg can just imagine if you are in urgent mode but hesitant to proceed without the appropriate support systems in place and your face reflects this (contorted & winscing) 😖😫😨😳 but unfortunately none of these expressions provide the passport to proceed. # got shitfaced 💩💩💩

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      1. Sam M.‏ @samuel_muiruri_ Jan 29
        Replying to @mashable

        imagine if your on the run or you just have a phobia about being spied on

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      1. don't‏ @Amyg_dela Jan 28
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        The UK will require you undergo an ATOS assessment and show your anus.

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      1. Sheridan Jobbins‏ @5oh19 Jan 28
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        well there’s a new market. Pocket sized rolls of toilet paper.

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      1. Watusi Jenkins‏ @WatusiJ Jan 29
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        This too!pic.twitter.com/xlayQe9srh

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      1. Watusi Jenkins‏ @WatusiJ Jan 29
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        Recognize this!pic.twitter.com/VT9ZOJKBMi

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      1. Zachary Funk‏ @FunkaryZac Jan 29
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        This is horrible. Why are we rationing shit paper?

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      1. Soft Cities‏ @fluffyville Jan 29
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        fascism

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      1. Michael MacMillan‏ @VizualizeIt Jan 29
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        Pained faces@get two servings 🙄

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      1.  👾 GodUhWar  👾‏ @GodUhWar Jan 29
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        What if I just had taco Bell?pic.twitter.com/L5jO9CqMmr

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      1.  🕳‏ @prollydont Jan 29
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        They really get you by the balls here. If balls were a clean b-hole.

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      1. john robertson‏ @johnnysundari Jan 29
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        i dont think they realize that the government is secretly taking their photo and storing it. facial-recognition-software lol https://www.innovatrics.com/face-recognition-solutions/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIn6-cmtv82AIVBHy9Ch29GQhGEAAYAyAAEgLvQvD_BwE …

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      1. The Breeze‏ @NwMtnGuy Jan 29
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        I guess you are sh*t out of luck if your a guest without your face on file.

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