Just wait until you see the one they designed for child birth.
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Oh come on! This is absurd. Must everything be a performative moment recorded for posterity?
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Why the hell does such a private moment have to be recorded?

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Don't you know?? if something anymore isn't recorded and shared on facebook, it literally never even happened.
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...by the way, many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
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This is an interesting cultural moment.
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I admire the optimism of your word choice.
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Well, I wouldn't want this thing, but I can think of a lot of things that are worse. Also, lots of elements of engagement/weddings are fairly performative.
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It also captures that "HELL NO!" moment.
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Her: "... oh my gosh, let me tell you what he did!!! So he takes me out to a beautiful wooded area and then all the sudden..." The world: " ...we know already, we saw it on Instagram." Her: "oh.. ok then"pic.twitter.com/Ob0AYlElBX
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stop. please. I beg of you. STOP.
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I would say no. Who wants to be looking at a phone instead of their love during that moment? Jesus this is a narcissistic culture.
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Maybe you want to be looking in his/her eyes when this is happening?
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Hahahahaha, no.
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Well I guess I know who to pitch my GoPro casket mount accessory to. I’m also working on a mounting accessory that’s fire proof so you can savor the cremation process.
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I don't care about this goofy case, can you show me the
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