LOL... Female Date: Hold on I need to authorize your boob touch... Guy Date: Speaking of which.. I have this contract I need you to sign saying you authorized me to touch you. Yay future......
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It's sad that women have to take this extra precaution to stay safe from predators, but nonetheless we're happy this exists!
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Ingenious. I love it.
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What of the one for panties? Don't confuse our women pls
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You too can now enjoy the illusion of safety and security, without the fuss and bother of learning about situational awareness or self- protection!
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I guess cold nipples calls the cops?
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Wow, that's amazing!
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