I wonder if my humans would let me do this........
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"Tastes like chicken"
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Where do I sign up?!
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Someone please send the job posting to Donald Trump ASAP.
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@kurtjanderson here’s the job for you! -
Oh my god. I'd sign a lifetime contract.
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I just make 'em, I don't eat 'em!
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Quit everything? Like trying to stay healthy? Seems like a distasteful idea.
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I could seriously do that for a living!
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Wanna see who'll die the quickest from the GMO's.
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