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@clydetombaugh scrolling through twitter just now this made me spit laugh.
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Happy New Year, Taylor. Thank you for being a friend....
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Likewise my friend! Thank you for all the laughs and smiles you bring us! Happy New Year!! :)
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If only it had been Harvey Weinstein
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But...how?
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Anti-theft technology
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Slow news day? Let's report the misfortune of a penis! Maybe next you can get us some breaking news about an elevator sharting accident! How about an in-depth report on the rise of bro-on-bro ball-bagging trends with year over year charting?
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Lol. You must pay the toll. It's monarchy magic.
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Was his name Richard?
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I hate when that happens
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