Can it get me a beer?
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Sure, you might not want to open it right away though.
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Um. Have these guys seen
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I have a sledge hammer.
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I have guns. Bring it, ya little cyber cricket!
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I have round doorknobs
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this isnt going to end well for any of us
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...unless you're a Minitaur. ;)
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I find this thing extremely creepy.
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So this is how it ends...not with Zombies
or Trump but with robots. #Apocalypse2018Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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But can it do dishes?
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