Oh, good. Now I can have concrete data on exactly how much I'm disappointing women. The future is great.
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Ya know what? Maybe the world does need to burn.
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This is why the terrorists hate us.
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And by “terrorists” I specifically mean white, radical Christians.
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Jesus...you know, it is perfectly OK to NOT keep track of everything you do. This generation is going to be datafied to death.

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I was just thinking this; do we really need this type of data? I seriously thought this was something from The Onion...
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Exactly what I thought it was; an Onion piece lol
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that's enough internet for today.
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DickBit?
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Seems like a Sienfeld episode topic. Jerry: Do you count George: I thought everybody counted Cramer: I'm counting right now. Elaine: Every time. The all stare at her saying " You Do"
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The "im gonna tear that pussy up" gang now have data to backup they nonsense before you waste time on them
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and I want GPS on it too, I need to know if they've been skanking all over town.
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So $169 to find out how many calories a guy burns during sex and instead of asking if it was good for her. He can check his stats & find out it was lousy.
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Leaderboard from Hell.
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I will never be able to look at a melon the same way ever again
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Can you picture Alexa or Siri saying, Dave based on the minimal calories you used last night, you really need to get to the gym


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