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    Mashable‏Verified account @mashable 9 Dec 2017

    This device is like a FitBit for sexpic.twitter.com/hv3vtAonNE

    'FitBit' for sex
    'Lovely' is a smart, wearable sex toy for couples. It's essentially a FitBit for your penis, tracking performance while also providing extra stimulation.
    9:24 PM - 9 Dec 2017
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      1. kyl3‏ @kylemc2 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @mashable

        Oh, good. Now I can have concrete data on exactly how much I'm disappointing women. The future is great.

        0 replies 11 retweets 95 likes
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      2. Matthew Gellert‏ @MatthewGellert 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @mashable

        Ya know what? Maybe the world does need to burn.

        1 reply 1 retweet 21 likes
      3. Brian “Vote, dingus!” Erice‏ @BrianSaysStuff 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @MatthewGellert @mashable

        This is why the terrorists hate us.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. Brian “Vote, dingus!” Erice‏ @BrianSaysStuff 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @BrianSaysStuff @MatthewGellert @mashable

        And by “terrorists” I specifically mean white, radical Christians.

        0 replies 4 retweets 14 likes
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      2. Asennai :: ወድ ሃይገት ዝላላ::‏ @Asennai 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @mashable

        Jesus...you know, it is perfectly OK to NOT keep track of everything you do. This generation is going to be datafied to death. 😂

        3 replies 12 retweets 123 likes
      3. Ms. China Moon‏ @Bartender608 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Asennai @mashable

        I was just thinking this; do we really need this type of data? I seriously thought this was something from The Onion...

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
      4. Asennai :: ወድ ሃይገት ዝላላ::‏ @Asennai 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Bartender608 @mashable

        Exactly what I thought it was; an Onion piece lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Tilak‏ @timukh 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @mashable

        that's enough internet for today.

        0 replies 5 retweets 90 likes
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      2. Chola Con Cello‏ @CholaConCello 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @mashable

        DickBit?

        2 replies 2 retweets 52 likes
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      1. MYOFFICE‏ @MYOFFICES 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @mashable

        Seems like a Sienfeld episode topic. Jerry: Do you count George: I thought everybody counted Cramer: I'm counting right now. Elaine: Every time. The all stare at her saying " You Do"

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      2. Keanu‏ @Ladylatta 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @mashable

        The "im gonna tear that pussy up" gang now have data to backup they nonsense before you waste time on them 😩pic.twitter.com/TeXjMaGTXo

        1 reply 2 retweets 5 likes
      3. Sarah  🥝‏ @itamer 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Ladylatta @mashable

        and I want GPS on it too, I need to know if they've been skanking all over town.

        0 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
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      2. Samantha38g #bbwgoddess Queen of Cucks‏ @Sam38G 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @mashable @seymorebutts

        So $169 to find out how many calories a guy burns during sex and instead of asking if it was good for her. He can check his stats & find out it was lousy.

        3 replies 1 retweet 32 likes
      3. A. David‏ @akaSassinak 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Sam38G @mashable @seymorebutts

        Leaderboard from Hell.

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. ShahrinOM‏ @ShahrinOM 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @mashable

        I will never be able to look at a melon the same way ever again

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      1. Leona's Love Quest 💕‏ @LeonasLoveQuest 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @mashable

        pic.twitter.com/yEa5RX5mIl

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      2. Patricia Filipovic‏ @ihopeilaughiliv 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @mashable

        Can you picture Alexa or Siri saying, Dave based on the minimal calories you used last night, you really need to get to the gym 😝😂

        1 reply 2 retweets 16 likes
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