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Can it mine bit coins ?
Trouble is...it takes you ages to find the correct tool. lol
Ok that's having it all and being prepared..
Mine transformed in a plane after doin my taxes
Can I perform field surgery with it?
Except get inside a pocket...pocket knife... when did they forget the concept?
Time travel. 
Yes but can you hold it in on hand?
How do I fit that in my pocket or my purse.
Can it make a sandwich?
Can it sort out my financial problems? #idontknowwhatimdoinghere
except fit in your pocket!!
You all asking dumb questions. If it were to do everything in the world would you be able to buy it?
For the guys and a few ladies.
Can it be used as a musical instrument?
I know a couple of surgeons who'd probably buy it on sight. 
That's not a knoyfe...
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