From the makers of your favorite sex toys.
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@taralouisereddy what’s worst than being caught looking like you’re jacking your dog off? Doing it 4 times -
Omg how terrible
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“Honey, who’s turn is it to masturbate the dog’s foot”?
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safe to say this is the shake weight / flesh light of this holiday season
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Oh my....
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Seriously? Or you just get a old bowl full of water, and stand one paw in a time, job done.
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I'll think I'll stick to a damp towel thanks.
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Why does this remind me of a
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@MURRIEL_
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Get it
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Everything you guys post is the embodiment of late stage capitalism.
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Where can one buy in Toronto
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You're gonna be like "can I stop now?" Your dog gonna be like "keep going baby I'm almost there".
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Rescue Lucas came already trained to obey “wipe paws” when he comes in the door. Stands on throw rug, gets all 4 cleaned. Also came trained to ID mail truck, “leave it” “wait” “sit” but I haven’t found the secret command words for Stop the Darn Barking.
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