Someone get this man away from my drink 
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What's the record for most straws up your nose? I think I might be a contender
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Whoops wasn't expecting this tweet of all tweets to be added to a moment. Damnit.
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Only counts if he ate them all at once
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Do you think I can beat him
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I am a firm believer that you can put anything in your mouth that you put your mind to sweetie
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@AllieFitzke you're dreams for big als - 1 more reply
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Well that's enough internet for me today.
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That's like me saying i can fit a bus into my mouth as i bite the door of the bus like wtf....
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I was suddenly reminded of my ex.
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Tomorrow there will be a drunk person saying I can do 460.... They'll also fail miserably
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Now drink a smoothie
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That’s a marketable skill he should put in his resume. I am trying to imagine an job posting: Experience in holding 400 or more straws in mouth at once. Big mouth a must.
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He probably can't wait to post this on LinkedIn
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I put 458 in my mouth today and I cpudlve fit four more in but I didn't can I also be in your book please I know Kris akabusis dad
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