Waddaya mean. My kids drove me years and years ago! Round the twist.
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It's fun at first, but when they're still doing it at 30...
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I believe it runs on dignity rather than batteries
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Adults not being adults is why the whole world is fucked right now.
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Now I remember why I didn't have kids. My cat is bad enough.
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My kid bashes me on the side of the head she wants me to turn, like any other red-blooded American. We don't need no stinkin' helmets.
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