This is a real thing that just happened and was definitely not planned viral marketing
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Ugh. So dumb. Let's celebrate wanton capitalism in toddlers.
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"What do you want for your birthday? ...Train? No no, Target. No, not a train, say TAR-GET or the nice lady from Target won't give us money"
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this was supposed to be a bigger deal, wasn't it
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Nope, sorry -- when you get my entire family together in one place for all the May bdays that is the best birthday party ever
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