Machine: “Good Morning John! Unfortunately you have exceeded the amount of shit tickets i can dispense to you this week,good day”
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So much luck for those with GI distress
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But now the spread of Ecoli is huge because they have to use their hands to do the second and third wipes! Lol.


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“John Spartan, you are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statue.”
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There are some things that really are just too pointless!
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So back to the traditional method of using the right hand if you need more paper?
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Love this!
@HyprCorp in action!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This is hilarious
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@yanniding for the apt 9 toilet
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You need to preconfigure the size of your ass first.
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God what a shitty country
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Remind me to never pee there! Lol
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My son needs that asap
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Bring your own tissues, or accept the restriction.
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There should be a sort of disaster/panic button I presume otherwise catastrophy ahead...
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Lol: Total destruction...
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