Someone needs to do comedy since late night quit.pic.twitter.com/fhrKFneyXC
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Give him a break, it was the only time he’s ever said something funny tho.
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Wrong Did the entire Deadspin thing escape you? Ben Sasse/Dr. Pepper? Simpsons audition? Ted does alright.
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Hey, they are too intellectually dishonest to give
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Well let’s be honest, I’m sure Ted Cruz has ruined plenty of birthdays
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Yeah, definitely, just like he ruined
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Haha! Heres the delusional thoughts that make our country great, already. Ted Cruz couldn’t be factually accurate if his life depended on it
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And this is why opposite sides have no common ground.
@Tedcruz opponents deny that 2 + 2 is 4.
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Our 47th President is a funny guy!
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Yeah, we’re culturally appropriating liberals now. Deal with it.
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It must suck living your life as a dour scold. When even Ted Cruz has a better sense of humor, you need to start questioning your life.
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: Bern Your Enthusiasm - SNL https://youtube.com/watch?v=nn4tP7ogWIA …
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It wasn't any less funny than jokes most pols make. I’m reserving my Ted Cruz “ughs” for his despicable deeds, not a benign one-liner.
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Ugh? It was a good joke.
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