There's scientific research to back that up, Nigel... "Sexologist Alfred Kind suggested that the buttocks is the primary sexual presentation site in primates" - from the "Cultural History of Buttocks". In numerous species , males are attracted to female butts.
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Yep - Ass Men are more manly then tiddy guys.
#scientificfact
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And what if you forget to press the button? Then your whole family is just listening to you having sex?
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That sounds like a you problem
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Well this can’t go wrong at all
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I can see it being used in comedy movies for sure


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Scene: old lady scratching under cleavage, alarm sent...
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Scene: Ma’am what seems to be the problem , oh no I was just scratching an itch that’s all , false alarm. That’s the 5th one today
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Sorry everyone, just (had a sudden itch)(carrying groceries)(any other random thing that might contact your chest)
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I was with it til they mentioned the nursing home. Why would grandmas deflated balloons be getting groped?
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I get the point of this, but I can't help but see the irony in saying "I can protect MYSELF" while calling multiple people to protect you.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Can't wait for them to develop a taint strip for grundle grabbers
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