This is what makes me want to turn off notifications 

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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Bad move and a long weird article about long bird legs just reiterates my point that more does not make things better.
#ConciseisbeautifulThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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