Because wearing a black trenchcoat with lots of bulges when trying to board a plane doesn't look suspicious at all...
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Going through the airport like a Matrix boss is cool but sure to attract a security detail??
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Does it come in pink?
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Asking the real questions here
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Sounds like someone is looking for a guaranteed pat down and visit with security
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I'm already overweight. I don't need to add 30 pounds of bulges to my frame. No thanks!
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Oh my,
@courtbembridge this has your name written all over it -
I want to protest - but
@AngusSargent wouldn't let me get away with it
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because walking through security with a large black trenchcoat doesn't look suspicious at all
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Yeah and look like a big creep going through security
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Thank god for free bags with
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And...when it summer,
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is this what cheap airlines are driving us to? Can't wait to make myself ridiculous with an extralarge and saggy trenchcoat to save a dime
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Wouldn't it be heavy and wouldn'tt they be suspicious
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James Bondsy!
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@SirenofStout you can use this!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Love it




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@michelllemaybe
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Yes but does it come in Seersucker.... Or Teflon ?
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