Additional breaking news! Kind man slugs neighbor after being duped into pulling what he was told was a snake from his neighbors toilet
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...then promptly puts it away and zips up his pants.
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@aliciawxw
this is how they are foundThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Elderly man: that's the last time I use Groupon to eat in Chinatown.
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Why can't I see what tweet you tagged me in? The
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My actual face right now:



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Incredibly awful



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My headline would read "Elderly man retrieves 2ft snake from 30 something woman's home, saving her from having to set the place on fire."
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Elderly man

omg still lol
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No way.
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I would have flushed his ass down.. fuck that noise
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Nice rescue. Poor snake.
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Brave man

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Is this what you do when your not on Twitter?
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