Great. Since I kill all my plants, Something that dies twice.
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"Nice" to see another plant killer. It lessens my guilt somewhat.
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When I buy a plant, I apologize to it so they are aware of the terms before getting in my car.

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Really mixed feelings about this
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Did you water grandma yesterday?
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I'd also like to be buried under an ash tree, so I can carry on in death with my terrible puns
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Great place to hide mysteriously disappeared loved ones
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Great.. So now people can be needy even after life....
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When the plant dies, you can then add the leafy greens to a mixed green salad, perfect for sharing with loved ones or company!
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and when you forget to water it, you can watch your love one die again. Hard pass on this one.
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What if it dies under my care...
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Isn't it the same as just burying people, instead of cremations?
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Nah, with this you can do both ;)
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