Deport him
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The seagull is white, so it's reported that it "found" a bag of chips. If the bird had been black, the media would have called it a "looter"
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Walks out. Gets arrested. Put in wingcuffs and tried in pet court. Sentenced to 3 years of prison with 250 hours community service.
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And for a seagull, community servive is eating peoples thrown-away food.
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Sessions will have the little bird in court, just like the woman that laughed during his hearing. Sessions, a jerk that needs to be arrested
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Feel hungry, will eat. Animals, like humans, have evolved to understand that food comes in plastic wrappers....
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I needed this today.
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That seagull is living its best life
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[whispers seductively in your ear.] Just let it happen.
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