if they are looking at you. it's because you are a walking mushroom farm not cause your hot...
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Side eye does not equate to flirting. Just saying.
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For a while I wore a leather top hat in college, and it caused people to check me out. It also put a stop to all flirtations.
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@kvanaren relevant GoT content or nah?
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Now this would be a great thing to wear in prison!
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Kind of neat.
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of course you're being checked out! Look at wtf you're wearing!



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So it makes people look at you, then tells you they're looking - what a waste of money!
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Umm...yeah that's guaranteed...everyone will want to check out who the weird woman with the freaky shoulder pads is.
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And then they wonder if they're being looked at for themselves or that weird thing in their shoulders
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How would this work?
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Good
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Or they're staring at you because you look ridiculous wearing that stupid thing
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Umm...really?
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Hmmm....interesting!
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Pointless... If I want a device that just tells me everyone is staring at me ill wear a hat covered with dildos
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Great for insecure people who're being watched by other insecure people
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