Me if I was a UPS/FedEx/DHL/USPS worker. 

#doglovers
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Who doesn't love dogs?! You are a unhuman monster if you don't love dogs, I absolutely love dogs! Any dog! JUST LET ME PET YOUR DOG!

Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.