I just covfefe'd in my mouth.
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That's a king snake. I've got those in my yard, and have seen one kill and eat a copperhead.
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@QueeneonSpuds snake-eat-snake world haha
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halas gyud diay

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Napressure sya bai, iya nalang giluwa. "I'm shy na."
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My morning could have been greater without this, FYI.
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That moment when you realize what your eating isnt... gluten free, vegan, farm raised, non-gmo, or fair trade.
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Lol he was like "this has dairy in it", " oh no!!!"
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Sssssseeee im lactossssse intolerant lol
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Seems like a sexual thing.
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Nice distinction between regurgitation and vomiting. Was hoping US would regurgitate president but digestion underway. Vomiting imminent.
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