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I knew someone would beat me to it! You win this round, Doctor.
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It's a good one to keep in one's back pocket, because it applies to so much random garbage on the interwebs!
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Wait, you're telling me I can carry Jeff Goldblum around with me wherever I go?! That's... uh... the greatest... news... hrrm... today.
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Well, if you're going to carry Jeff Goldblum around, take this.pic.twitter.com/wDy5b5brf6
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Only one logical response to that... https://youtu.be/clU0Sh9ngmY
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Officially the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
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C'mon Juicero is still stupider.
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Man that thing is fucking dumb, but just the possibility of an exploding battery and hot coffee all over your junk seems worse
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Except that's 64.5 degrees colder than the temp at which espresso should be brewed. Pass.
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No way. This is a joke right?
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Aaaaaaannnnnd the world is broken.
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i have socks that also act as a plunger... i'm still working on the prototype all my prototypes just clog it further. I need a patent ASAP
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What could possibly go wrong?
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I'm not hipster enough for this shit
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