This is why terrorists hate us.
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That thing says a lot more about you than just 'I love my cat'.
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This is the most ridiculous thing i've ever seen. Really.
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If you're that into your cat, just use your real tongue.
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More effective using hand with brush. This novelty item is a no.
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@inmy_tree You need this in your life! -
Hahaha, is it too weird though

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Is this from SNL? Lol
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This is the height of Eww
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Lawyer:"Your Honor, today, I'm going to prove my client is innocent by insanity.Exbit 1 fake cat tongu-" "Case Dismissed!"*judge slams gavel
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Nothing says "I'm Fuc*ing Crazy! And I don't care if anyone knows"
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Nothing says lonely like ordering a cat licker
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Stupidity at its best :)
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wtf is this crazy nonsense....cat people are messed up
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Are all of these cats on muscle relaxers? Mine would rip that thing straight out of my mouth along with my actual tongue, nose, AND eyes.
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