I must be tired -read this a fecal recognition #bedtime!
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Nope, you're not far off
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"stealing toilet paper, fined one credit." "language violation, fined one credit."
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One swipe or two?
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Bring a photo of someone else... or stick your ass in the camera.

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The revolution continues?
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Sooo you have2leave your cubicle waddling, trousers around ankles racing your fellow cubicle visitors 2 b the 1st 2 toilet paper?err no fanx
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This is not the least bit creepy
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Only as long as that machine (<--- camera) is outside the bathroom.
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And how are you going to get another piece of you're going number 2? 28 inches isn't a lot!
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اين نحن من هذا العالم
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...and so it came to pass that our dark overlords became the arbitrators of our dark under holes...
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what about the issue of not enough?
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Wow is all I can say
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