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    Mashable‏Verified account @mashable 13 Apr 2017

    Why I won't date hot women anymore http://on.mash.to/2orWb8I pic.twitter.com/oSh9FvCWN9

    2:20 PM - 13 Apr 2017
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    • Im not having it Dette Tod Perry Shelly S_Eden H k. anna j. #YesOn3 Matt Guité Mary Emily O’SCARE-a DanRiehl
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      2. David Dylan‏ @KzoneDD 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @mashable

        TL;DR: Dude objectifies women. Blames them for not liking him. Decides to prey on women he deems beneath him instead. Lovely guy...

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Glaivester‏ @Glaivester 14 Apr 2017
        Replying to @KzoneDD @mashable

        Actually, it's written by Heather Dockray, a girl, and it is obviously meant to be a parody if you read it all the way through.

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      1. Barry Purcell‏ @solo1y 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @mashable

        Is this some sort of advanced irony? I honestly can't tell if it's satire or not. Mashable doesn't do satire, does it?

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      2. Nicole Sia‏ @notthatsia 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @mashable

        @Wear_a_helmet this is so perfect

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      2. LilEsBella‏ @LilEsBella 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @mashable @Wear_a_helmet

        😂😂This was hilarious thank you for your take on this 👏🏽👏🏽✌🏽

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      1. That's What Steve Do‏ @stttteve 14 Apr 2017
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        "The body of a cocktail shrimp" killed me. Well done.

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      1. Max‏ @MaxMedine 13 Apr 2017
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        Just stop. 😒👎

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      1. Phu Hoang: Into The Hoang-iverse‏ @PhuHoang2099 13 Apr 2017
        Replying to @mashable @filmdrunk

        Oh man, I got nostalgic for Heather-centric content a couple of weeks ago. Great piece

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      1. Laughing Clown Malt Liquor‏ @FMSD14 13 Apr 2017
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        because he can't? I mean, .... he can't. Right?

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      1. Rolling Thunder‏ @sharkfinsoup_ 13 Apr 2017
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        Idiot

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      1. Leonardo‏ @cbdmender 13 Apr 2017
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        This is extremely cucked but relatable so props <3

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