I'll just stick to the whole "I'm thirsty" thing.
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this thing would have been going off 24x7 on me all last week
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vaporware unchained
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It's 5 o'clock somewhere, right?
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Can it tell when I need a tall glass of Scotch?
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so, during the Trump administration, it's constantly altering you?
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thank god. No more doctors apt. To find out If i need a drink
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next story, people getting injured by the battery pack they're wearing on their chests!
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I'm not sure I'd call that "tiny"
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