"Only children 3 and up. I'm allergic to breastmilk." #badumtss
#OneTicketToHellPlease
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No tickbox for vegetarians, but at least there's one for childatarians.
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GET IN MY BELLY!
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you know you're really pro-meat when you give cannibals an option but none for vegetarians/vegans
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Must be a Catholic priest wedding dinner!
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oh yeah sure, "accidently"
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But are they gluten-free? :D
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too funny
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lol bad typo!!
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