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    Mashable‏Verified account @mashable 30 Jul 2016

    Reluctant dad writes incredibly detailed family dog contract: http://on.mash.to/2aGR2Ul pic.twitter.com/2SmPO9pMUY

    2:41 PM - 30 Jul 2016
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      2. Amy Mullen‏ @LilyBelle05 30 Jul 2016
        Replying to @mashable

        - No wonder those kids want a dog, they need someone to love and love them back unconditionally. Dad sounds like a tyrant.

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      3. Octavia Gough‏ @rhymeswithcough 30 Jul 2016
        Replying to @LilyBelle05 @mashable

        yeah he sounds like a prick. I'm def bummed for the kids and dog they get.

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      1. bruce ellers‏ @bereasonable2 30 Jul 2016
        Replying to @mashable

        dad has no clue about dogs

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      1. Cheshire Cat (CC)‏ @Blackdolphin5 30 Jul 2016
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        maybe getting a Bichonpic.twitter.com/5PtXckImI3

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      1. Peter Watts‏ @PeterWa42129878 31 Jul 2016
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        I know a lot of people who would be unacceptable in that house.

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      1. Liam McCrory‏ @fastlunch_1 30 Jul 2016
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        this guy doesnt deserve a dog. I bet he wont have any problem picking up its poop if the dog saves him from a home intruder. #jerk

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      1. Della Tilsher‏ @dellazone 30 Jul 2016
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        multitude of things missing from this list. Walks, furniture/sleeping rules, vet visits/meds, chewing/training/tricks/boarding

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      1. Will___for Kickz‏ @VLA818 30 Jul 2016
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        also when he gives his kids the sex talk-- that contract is nuts!! No Bare-Back before marriage. Get the Fuck outta here

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      1. Will___for Kickz‏ @VLA818 30 Jul 2016
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        i love the initial when he amended the contract #AJ

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      1. Stephen Owens‏ @StephenMOwens 30 Jul 2016
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        @Bradford_Tyler this might be for you

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      1. darlene takegami‏ @dtakegami2 30 Jul 2016
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        oh, he's a joy to live with ...

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