I feel like this is right up your alley @DavidGilani 

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yes it is, Correh! Yes. It. Is
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“@mashable: Doughnuts and breakfast burritos somehow come together in the 'doughrito' http://on.mash.to/1YrHNK5 pic.twitter.com/iqbtnDjfbO”
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And this was how God wiped out the human race, sending them doughrito and letting them do it themselves
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that's some ball park food!
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No wonder we're all inert & obese.
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Mysteriously, your hands will be covered in orange powder after eating it.
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yeah but does it come in cool ranch?
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I think we have crossed some line here...this is truly an abomination. Doughrito, indeed. I need some bourbon right now.
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No wonder diabetes is an epidemic in this country.
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Finally, a breakfast item we can't handle. Doughrito diners, we salute you.
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Ok, that's actually just disgusting.
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I don't know about this one.
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Oh no you didn't. Nope. Take a lotta Wiskey to wash that thought outa my mind. DoughnutBurritos. Thats just silly. Damn silly.
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