@mashable Bet no one rushed to suck the venom out
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@mashable haha sorry about the laugh can't fake sorry for the guy it's funny , but really bad what it happened!!

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@mashable Sometimes Karma has the last laugh.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mashable yikes. Must have hurtThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mashable its always awful when you're bitten on the dick, doesn't even matter what it is does it, even clickbait hurts
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@mashable My full time job is keeping my penis from spider bites, slamming car doors, onion chopping accidents, etc.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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NOT the body part you want radioactive!
@mashable: Unfortunate man bitten on penis by venomous spider: http://on.mash.to/1rjusHjThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mashable Spider woman!;)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mashable Spider-penis, Spider-penis, Does whatever a spider can. Ok that doesn't rhyme.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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That's an idea to be exploited in a Spiderman porn.
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@mashable Peter is a big boy now!
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