@mashable Friend-zoned by 900 girls. He's got some tough years ahead 
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@mashable I can't do that, not money enough!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mashable teen wins valentines day by understanding how expensive women can beThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mashable, clearly not a believer in monogamy then.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mashable Wow... UnbelievableThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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