@mashable but also I'm not saying anything else bad about it so it doesn't find my house and my family and kill me in my sleep
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literally the first thing that popped into my mind when I saw this, aside from my initial NOPE NOPE NOPE outburst.
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@mashable Holy fuckballs!
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@simon_lindsell that's why I do t do healthy eating
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@mashable@paulalalalar oh dear lord no!!!! -
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NO. NONONO. RT /
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@mashable NOPE. HARD NOPE.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mashable omg. Well, I'm not sleeping now!! Burn the lettuce. Burn all the lettuce!!

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@mashable that spider can eat a bird but it can't eat its way out of a salad bag?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mashable what the actual fuckThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mashable If the heart attack or spider bite doesn't kill you, the e. coli willThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mashable oh hell to the nooooo!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mashable Holly shit dude!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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