@mashable I'll tell ya what I won't be doing.... Getting a su--- 

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@mashable#Microsoft
is just trying so hard to fail at multiple platforms with the Surface moniker.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mashable i don't know how to use the calculator app....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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