@mashable @LaQuishaR They probably need lubricant now... I hear someone has sent them a 44 gallon drum
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@mashable@gregstevens What's that? They want more dildos?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mashable@gregstevens Send them more.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mashable can we send douchebags instead?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mashable@LaQuishaR Perhaps they would prefer inflatable sheep? -
@81stColumn@mashable the fabled love ewe?
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@mashable need more variety. Maybe anal beads?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mashable "I never thought I'd say this Earl, but we have too many dildos." "Well tell them to stop sending them, I guess."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mashable And you did this to ENSURE it happens? Can we get a buttplug, maybe?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mashable headline of the day guys!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mashable must watch video...hats off.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAkJQ4jOHqk …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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