@mashable I was mildly entertained until it mentioned turning off my phone. That is so 2013.
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@mashable here's another term for ya: Clickbait.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mashable standing uncomfortably before the plane doors are open is something I don't understand
. Be in ur seat please 
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