@mashable in more important news, I just took a huge shit! 

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@mashable please stop reporting about this useless family.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mashable nice, but totally irrelevant for everyone elseThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mashable this is the post got me unfollow your updatesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mashable I got to admire kardasians they just keep moving the line on weird. Just when u think it's done woop there it is.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mashable that butt though on the sister
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@mashable Why do the katrashians carry their babies below their backs?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mashable, brilliant idea!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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