@mashable this is the worst news for someone who just got dumped
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@mashable Why did you have to tweet this? Everyone is going to be making the same joke for WEEKS now.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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There are plenty more fish in the.....oh no

@mashablepic.twitter.com/O2eADEgFRG
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@mashable as a single woman, this does not surprise me one bit.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mashable That is alarmingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I've been saying!
#thebittermermaid MT@mashable: Number of fish in sea plummeted, report says http://on.mash.to/1F2xZzS pic.twitter.com/pYfQzcDGRm
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@mashable@WillMcAvoyACN That explains the drop in marriage rates ...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mashable No s*** sherlockThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mashable@WillMcAvoyACN Where do you apply for the job of fish counter?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mashable Solteros todos, ya no hay tantos pescados en el mar...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mashable Awwww! Poor single people.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mashable good I hate fish they are uglyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mashable "there's plenty of other fish in the sea" "NOT ANYMORE"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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