He rubbed one out with his head @mashable: Masturbation make men's hands pregnant in afterlife http://on.mash.to/1etlz7F pic.twitter.com/SaQ1OFVJPd
You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more
He rubbed one out with his head @mashable: Masturbation make men's hands pregnant in afterlife http://on.mash.to/1etlz7F pic.twitter.com/SaQ1OFVJPd
@TomArnold @mashable so if a gay guy gives a gay guy a hand job, whose hand is pregnant in heaven?
@TomArnold @mashable This Mullah may be all Zen like, the old story of "What's the sound of one hand slapping."
@mashable That is quite possibly the dumbest thing I've ever read in my entire life.
@gulfcoaststudio @mashable You've clearly never visited my hometown... :(
@Say10Simon @mashable Haha oh dear, that bad huh?
@gulfcoaststudio @mashable You have NO idea. Some of these people could be outsmarted by a not-too-cunning tangerine. :)
@mashable hey, I know lots of dummies with stupid ideas. Can I have a job writing about em? Will work for tips. CV on request.
@mashable wonder what they give birth to? Baby hands?
@that_ColdDude @mashable Glad that so far there's no way of sending video footage from the afterlife!!
@mashable is he on drugs?
@mashable If @TheOnion had a "Weird but True" section, this would be in it. #ridiculousnews
@mashable if that's so, then that would make my little brother the SHAWN KEMP of the afterlife
@mashable that guy - - - > @mucahid_han
Umm RT @mashable: Masturbation could make men's hands pregnant in the afterlife, one guy says: http://on.mash.to/1etlz7F pic.twitter.com/a9EQU5DvCB
@Summer1565 @mashable umm... him maybe
I'd pay money to see that. Well, the pregnancy. Not the conception. Eww. @Hennpecked
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.