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    Mashable‏Verified account @mashable 21 Apr 2013

    25 Completely Bizarre Fortune Cookie Messageshttp://on.mash.to/13JycEo 

    7:59 PM - 21 Apr 2013
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    • Crema 💚 measured me N A D I A Ely Bahiana Diana DJ Tracey RaeD ObiPonKenobi Melissa Ann Romero
    14 replies 77 retweets 30 likes
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      2. Seamus O'Regan‏Verified account @SeamusORegan 21 Apr 2013
        Replying to @mashable

        Okay, so here are 25 Completely Bizarre Fortune Cookie Messages http://on.mash.to/13JycEo . @mashable

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      3. Kate‏ @KatePens 21 Apr 2013
        Replying to @SeamusORegan

        @SeamusORegan @mashable I once had a fortune cookie that, no joke, said "You like Chinese food" which, a) was obvious & b) wasn't a fortune.

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      1. Dan Schuman‏ @DSchumansays 22 Apr 2013
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        RT @mashable: 25 Completely Bizarre Fortune Cookie Messages http://on.mash.to/13JycEo 

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      1. Jasmina Carbaugh‏ @MinaCarbaugh 21 Apr 2013
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        Chinese proverbs to cheesy pick-up lines? RT @mashable: 25 Completely Bizarre Fortune Cookie Messages http://on.mash.to/13JycEo 

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      1. Lila Bruno‏ @LilaKCBruno 21 Apr 2013
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        These are awesome! “@mashable: 25 Completely Bizarre Fortune Cookie Messages http://on.mash.to/13JycEo ”

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      1. TONIA L.CLARK‏ @whynotmomdotcom 21 Apr 2013
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        “@mashable: 25 Completely Bizarre Fortune Cookie Messages http://on.mash.to/13JycEo ” #funny

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      1. Chelsea Winot‏ @chelseawinot 21 Apr 2013
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        I love fortune cookies, I have a few I could add “@mashable: 25 Completely Bizarre Fortune Cookie Messages http://on.mash.to/13JycEo ”

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      1. RTCP24 NEWS™‏ @cp24co 21 Apr 2013
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        “@mashable: 25 Completely Bizarre Fortune Cookie Messages http://on.mash.to/13JycEo ”

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      1. Marinell Montales‏ @mmaarriinneell 21 Apr 2013
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        This is the kind of shit you publish now? “@mashable: 25 Completely Bizarre Fortune Cookie Messages http://on.mash.to/13JycEo ”

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      1. Ely Bahiana‏ @ElyBahiana 21 Apr 2013
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        ...... am BOILING EGGS IN MY NEW ELECTRIC POT bought at BATH and ________ ? LOL$ @mashable THAN MORE TWEETSpic.twitter.com/Jkc6Go1i1U

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      1. Teresa Louise Knox‏ @teresaknox 21 Apr 2013
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        @mashable cracked up on the "your resemblance to a muppit..." I had one that said "The fortune you seek is another cookie." Not cool.

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      1. Shannon Cates‏ @iamshannoncates 21 Apr 2013
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        “@mashable: 25 Completely Bizarre Fortune Cookie Messages http://on.mash.to/13JycEo ” LMAO! @itssamroberts

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      1. JamieT5280‏ @MileHighRocks 21 Apr 2013
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        Reminds me of my fav: "You'll get into a bar fight in a few days." RT @mashable: 25 Bizarre Fortune Cookie Messages http://on.mash.to/13JycEo 

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