Okay, so here are 25 Completely Bizarre Fortune Cookie Messages http://on.mash.to/13JycEo . @mashable
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@SeamusORegan@mashable I once had a fortune cookie that, no joke, said "You like Chinese food" which, a) was obvious & b) wasn't a fortune.
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Chinese proverbs to cheesy pick-up lines? RT
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These are awesome! “
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I love fortune cookies, I have a few I could add “
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This is the kind of shit you publish now? “
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...... am BOILING EGGS IN MY NEW ELECTRIC POT bought at BATH and ________ ? LOL$
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@mashable cracked up on the "your resemblance to a muppit..." I had one that said "The fortune you seek is another cookie." Not cool.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Reminds me of my fav: "You'll get into a bar fight in a few days." RT
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