@mashable There's nothing on Facebook or the entire Internet that I would risk my parents' health and safety over it
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@mashable Would've loved to be in the room when THAT decision was made.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS IN HIGH SCHOOL?? RT
@mashable Teens Give Parents Drugged Milkshakes for More Internet Time http://on.mash.to/ZXO58FThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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