I bet he wipes back to front. @realDonaldTrump #MAGA
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Hahaha, or the corners of his mouth!
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And to his brain
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I started following you for tech related topics but your posts have become really
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Between the bathroom and those stairs
#Trump probably walked by dozens of staffers and security personal and not one person liked him enough to mention he’s about to embarrass himself with the#ToiletPaper stuck to his shoeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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METAPHOR
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this is a very Presidential move - bringing his own paper onto the plane to show his ecological valu’s and recycle where he can - PRESIDENTIAL
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That's what happens when ur full of it


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So what? MoveOn.
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The first real president
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It looks like a dryer sheet. Same thing happens to me. FINALLY a president I can relate too. OH, and Kavanaugh
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Oh I thought it the latest FBI report
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Well it must be someone else’s because everyone knows that he wipes his ass with the constitution
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That’s ok, I had it flowing out of my pants in the middle of a airport. Busy one too.
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Again?
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What happened in the limo?
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You just going to keep posting this every day, or are you going to post some actual stories?
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