So...when the Russians attack the power grid, we can just all glow in the dark.
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damn that means that maybe spontaneous combustion is not a total myth!
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Especially after Taco Bell.

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I always thought I was electrifying. (my ex set me straight)
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This is only going to encourage youngsters to plug their fingers into wall sockets.
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Shocking!
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Well that explains why I've never been able to wear watches--they don't keep time.
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And varying metals in your mouth can produce an electrical signal through your brain bypassing your speech centres... Isn't science fun? Oh your mashable... You don't do real science do you?
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